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Location: Richmond area, Virginia, United States

Eli Jones is a graduate of the Oak Brook College of Law paralegal program. He ran for Board of Supervisors for his county at the age of 18. He became a police officer for the Commonwealth of Virginia Capitol Police, and later left this career path to be with his family. He taught government at the Chesterfield Christian Academy last school year and now owns his own business in the Richmond area.

Monday, July 24, 2006

I have returned

To all you liberals who tremble in fear at my posting ,

What has happened that required so much of my attention? Well the college application process will do that. So now that I have been taken into college I am once again ready to release my full force of knowledge (no matter how small it may be) against all the humanist understanding of this once great nation of ours.

Well there are things to do so I will get off here but beware, I have returned. . .

The Statesman

7 Comments:

Blogger A member of the Body of Christ said...

You better not be calling me a liberal. ;)

". . .ready to release my full force of knowledge (no matter how small it may be). . . ."

You make me laugh. :D

P.S. Can you tell that I'm happy that you posted? :)

8:00 PM  
Blogger A member of the Body of Christ said...

Oh, and you do know who this is, right? :)

8:01 PM  
Blogger Eli Jones said...

Indeed no one can escape my knowng about them... ;)

TS

9:38 PM  
Blogger A member of the Body of Christ said...

Hmm. . .that's right, I shouldn't forget your past aspirations.

3:25 PM  
Blogger A member of the Body of Christ said...

Ya know, you ain't gonna scare much of anybody if you don't post. . . .

9:02 PM  
Blogger A member of the Body of Christ said...

You ought to put up music on your site, so those who haunt your blog can at least listen to it even if they don't have anything much to read ;)

9:51 PM  
Blogger A member of the Body of Christ said...

Oh, and don't tell me I'm spamming your comment box. . .I'm having too much fun with this monotypologue!

Can't you tell I love making up words? :D

9:53 PM  

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